The Longest Post in TTU history

vad came along and shot everybodys head off with his now-famous chicken gun!

Then, in the very dark corner of teh room (jeez this room has lots of corners) was...

A chicken that came out of vader's gun. It turned on vader and ate him. Luckily, the chicken-gun only knocked its victims onconcious so sten and red got backup and ran away. They were running through a forest but were stopped by a strange........

dumb cyote which bite red in the leg so he couldn't walk anymore and then sten tried to kill the cyote but the cyote gave sten a heart attack and sten died, but red was slowly bleeding to death when vad came and...

saved everybdy, then ressurected Red + sten. They then became the best of friends!

While returning to sek revenge on legolas, they went through the lots of corners room and in the middle of the room was...

a tank full of every species of carnivorous sharks which while standing close to lego through sten into the tank then he tossed in a bottle of blood to make the sharks lose their minds and start a feeding frenzy, by the time red had found this out the only thing left of sten were 10 letters of his shirt left were arranged so that red was laughing so much he almost suffocated because the letters spelled out "Sten Was Gay" and everyone was laughing because they heard sten crying in heaven and red...

was also threw into the tank by sten (now he is in heaven he has supreme power OVER THE WORLD, BUT NOT HIGHER THAN VAD OR ANYONE ELSE LIKE HIM)(AND these powers can NEVER be beaten) and the only thing that was left of red was 'I am feeling rather horny now' and everyone was laughing really hard when suddenly...

red in hell climbed up a step ladder and stole sten's powers away from him so that he would always b the wuss everyone knew he was when he died and red...

then admin abused his powers and he lost them.

Meanwhile, vad was thinking up a plan to...

make lego a supreme finally!!! (w00t party at lego's house everyone thats not dead is invited) and then vad...

comes back and yell that no one should party, cause his diabolic twin is still alive and all members need to kill him before doing party. this is why ...

vad started looking at homosexual porn (no offence vad, i know you dont!) but when he tried to download it he accidentally downloaded...

his homosexual brother into his room and pulled out a shotgun and killed him in the meantime he told everyone that they can party at lego's but lego made his pool so that when everyone jumped in they could not get out until they swore their loyalty and red in hell saw this and laughed but when vad saw this he...

got really horny and wanted to have sex with re so he kileld himself and went to red and started doing it. During the orgasm, something went terribly wrong and...

(no offence vad!)

both of them had aids and had a few minutes to say their goodbyes and so they...

had more sex as they had nothing to lose. But this time it went even wronger (if thats a word) and reds penis...

(again no offence)

shrank to the size of an atom but then vad's grew to the size of a skyscraper and he could not hold onto it without it breaking his leg's so they...


(LOL sorry red and vad but this is funny)

sucked on it until they couldnt suck any more but then their penis's suddenly...

fell off so that they were made honorary girl scouts (no idea why the **** girl scouts r in hell but o well) and they...

decidied to have lesbian sex! but as they didnt know how to they bought some cock-attatchables to women can be homosexual too! But, then they discovered that...

caution this post may be too sexual for some members









their ******* were too small cus they were virgins until they tried to suck on it and they got so horny that their ******* spread out so wide that they wanted to leave b4 they weren't virgins anymore so...

NOTE: Ok guys, really sorry to Red + Vad about those last few posts, but we were just having lots of fun ! Now, i'm really sorry about it, but, I dont mean any of this in an offensive way, and I'm definately not saying you do any of these things! Hope you understand, and dont hurt us!

...they went off to a prostitute parlor and went to have sex with another gay/lesbian/attatched p*n*s thingy and they enjoyed it so much that...

they stopped doing it so they could enjoy it at another time so they went to the edge of the universe and...

met Tony Blair kissing his boyfriend...

So they went to the START of the universe and saw...

that really the universe was just a small ant on the backside of my turtle's and the lego was the true owner of the universe and that everyone should...

overthrow lego as leader...

BUt what happened before the start of the universe was (we cant go back before the start... but guess what... WE DID)