Funny jokes or phrases

Ok ill start us out....

If her approach is getting stronger, put a helmet on that soldier!

yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

*coughs homosexual joke we want a real jester*

lmfao it changes?!!?!?

i can drown a fish lol

hmm better than his LMFAO

u guys suck u jackasses lol

actually myne was the best but heres one:

If a White person, a Gew, and a Black person jump out of a plane at the same time who hits the ground first?
The Gew because of his big nose.

(not trying to be racist thats why I put a white person because I am white....)

lol ok got one

3 people r on a plane one a polish guy, another a American guy and finally a fat guy.
The plane starts to malfunction and so they all agree to parachute out.
First the polish guy jumps out saying i am an ambassador God Bless Poland.
Second the American guy jumps out saying Im the president God Bless America.
Thrid the fat guy jumps out saying well im fat so ill catch up to them fast, God Bless whoever i land on!
( pretty funny eh?)

not rly ive heard that 1 b4

pshhh how bout this.

How do you confuse a dumb blonde? Stick her in a circular room and tell her to find the $20 in the corner.

How does the dumb blonde confuse you? She comes out holding a $20

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screw u hayden im a blonde

wait i have 1 :

One gey and lawyer are in jail and in the same cage. The lawyer says, "I'm so horny that i could even f**k a bee." And gey says, "Zum, zum, zum."


U got it??

are u pervereted???

no its joke -.- omg legolas u dont like gey jokes, u dont like blonde jokes, homo jokes.... maybe ur black too?? (NO RACISM)

haha im indian and i don't like homosexual jokes cus im not gey and i dislike the aspect of everything thinking im ******* mental cus im blonde

lol legolas u dont like gey jokes because ur not gey?? omfg u gotta laugh more bout geys because THEY ARE GEYS!! xD

Your blonde and indian? I always thought they had black hair... Nothing racist meant!

lool xD

lol blonde hair runs in my family my great ancesterys were homosexual cross breaders with europeans but my dad has black hair and my mom has blonde use that in a penette square and c the odds and fine if u guys wanna talk about gey jokes go ahead i won't pay attenion but plz leave the blone jokes i don't like being called retarded

Ok well first of none of you can even spell the word homosexual yes it has an A not an E. And second I'm the top funny man in this clan, I've made priest to prince laugh and I'll tell you a few personal jokes and sayings that hopefully you will like:

Jokes: Whats the last thing to go through a bees mind when it hits your windscreen...? Its arse xD

and just for u legolas, How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door

Ok random sayings I know/use:Damn i'm sweatin like a pedefile in a playground.
I'm as sweaty as a glassblowers arse.
Incest is best ^^
The dead never say no xD
The usual case for women is once you go black you'll never go back, but in the case of ear sex, once you go black, you go deaf xD

|TTU|VaD3rTM|AAT| wrote:

Ok well first of none of you can even spell the word homosexual yes it has an A not an E.

... i've known it was spelled with an a look at some of my posts!!!

Vad, no offence, but your a bit full of yourself there.

And no, I dont think your the funniest person in this clan!

*please dont hurt me!!!*

omg sten u know our toughest rule is respect?? i think u will get punishment for that..