The Longest Post in TTU history

Ok this is how this game works. it isnt the longest yet.... but it will be if you help me out

ok then, i will start it off. what you do is someone starts the post (me) and then everyone keeps it going. you may post as many times as you want in this story line but not right after eachother. you can talk crap about others you dont like in this because it "supposingly" is no hard feelings and no one should take offence from this. its just for fun

VaD3rTM and Neo both entered the matrix and found Trinity, then they decided to both jump on her and........

now you guys all continue this story. HAVE FUN!!!

ps. lets start this by me and vader jumping on her and not hitting her, but think sexually =D

ALL MODERATORS!!!!! PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!! If you have an issue with this because it is sexual then either you or me just edit the post so it isnt sexual. but hopefully we can start it out sexually but not keep it like that the whole way through.

She pushes them off and pulls out a gun XD

She closes her eyes and begins firing but vader runs away. Sadly, neo is hit but he gets a video of her shooting before he is lost forever (soz neo lol-we can include sumthing about ur ressurection l8r and ur urge to have sex w/ trinity)

Vader became sad and he jump in a hole to kill himslef, but the hole was only 1 meter high so he jumped in the water, after he found a coin in the water and took it to...

A cash machine where the cash machine told him cards only no coins accepted so he went into the bank to invest the coin when he saw Britney Spears and slapped her head, then she...

then she took her face off, to Vaders suprise it was Michael Jackson in-disguised as Britney. As Vader jaw dropped in aww when Michales nose fell off. Vader fainted and dreamt of....

Vad3r and the coin finally being alone in the dream world, as vad3r ran towards the coin in a field of flowers and they hugged but the coin over jumped and went down vad3rs throat, he work up several hours later finding michael jacksons nose actually fell in his mouth and choked him unconsious he woke up outside Bobafet's house...

Bobafet welcomed Vader in the house when Vader saw bobafets house filled with beautiful, flawless, and sexy...

Men with huge...

fat bulgy stomachs that looked like girls breasts but were...

actually goiters from his neck hanging that low, then vader left boba's house to go preform a ritual to ressurect Neo from the depths of the matrix, he resurected Neo and then........

Killed him again and he cannot be resurected for 10 posts xD Meanwhile at bobafets house Bobafet and the fat Mean were...

(post number 1 for Neo's Rebirth ) After 10 posts U can be Reborn My Son!

talking about a particular someone named....


(this is funny stuff i must say)

Neo, and as soon as his name is brought up GOD suddenly ressurects Neo and Neo appears in front of VaD3rTM. GOD says, "Neo is the chosen one, he SHALL NOT die!!!" And Neo puts on his sunglasses and takes out his sten and kills VaD3rTM and says, "Now ressurect that!" Then.....

(thanks boba =D)

(oh and vader you cannot beat the wrath of god so dont try to kill me off again. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE)

while vad lay dead he resurrects himself because he is god and give legolas god's powers and nukes neos body while vad himself...

puts himself to rest forever no matter what happens, and Neo is now IVINCIBLE BY ANY MEANS and resserected. Then....

( I am GOD on this thread, i created it.....)

Neo tried to see a girl but he saw vader in the room so he tried to kill him... Vader was toooo strong for him so he runned away like a girl... Bobafet saw him running and he looked at him like if he was an idiot(Neo u dont want to die:P Now you're afraid ahaha)

and neo shoots boba in the head with 9mm as an act of execution while he talks to the guru god legolas and asks him...

meanwhile James convinces god neo is hazardous to his world so he lifts neo's invincibility. James takes a thompson to Neo...

while weary yet insane james walks he finds a fountain called the founain of christ which has a....

sits down and smokes a blunt a magical yellow pokemon popped out called ....

pikachu which granted him the power for jamesryan to resurect anyone he wants so as he stares into open space he thinks of the fallen before him vad3rtm,neo etc but instead gets hitler bk as his long last father in which he then offers him a........

jew for breakfast which hitler cooks on a...

fat slag otherwise known as deaths(new character) mother who who secretly works in disneyland as a ............

goddes of life. Neo finds her and asks her to kill Jamesryan and make him burn in HELL forever, so she does......

(WHAT PART OF I AM INVINCABLE NO MATTER WHAT DONT U UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!)

ps. neo is still god so stop pissing me off