The Longest Post in TTU history

|TTU|Immortal|EaS| wrote:

Then Immortal came, and saw what chaos existed on Earth. He said: let there be nukes, lots of nukes, and let them rain on Earth, destroying every square meter. Hellfires raged on Earth as the nukes came down from the skies and cleaned all the filth off from the Earth. Then Immortal made a sign and sticked it to the ground, and there read: A parking lot, lots of free spaces.

dude wtf u like ended story ill continue it then the idiot immortal found that without anyone on earth cept Satan Lego and Angel Gabreial vad he decided to kill himself but found himself immortal and could not die and had to be living for his entire life until he understood wut consequences he shall have deserved and then Lego and Vad played poker until one of them...

Got caught cheating and they got into a fight. Lego was damned to Heaven as punishment and vad was forced to be locked in a padded room with a straightjacket on. They played episodes of Spongebob over and over for him all day. Lego, meanwhile, was hating his new life. He overcame The powers of Him though and came back to earth. He sat and laughed at Vad all day. Finally, Vad pulled out his lightsaber, (Come on, It's Vad3R! Darth Vader would've done the same thing so this is wat happens!) and cuts his way out. He is face to face with Lego when. . .

lego pulls out two multi barreled top aim 20mm chain guns ( like the ones on helicopters ) and says y do we always have to fight vad its getting boring neither of us can die so they teamed up to kill immortal to check if he was truely immortal like us (p.s. me and vad...) and they discovered he died like everyone else and was sentenced to the planet pluto because...
( im really likeing this story)

...he was so cool that no-one could take it anymore and in pluto immortal trained a great army of space ninjas armed with jackhammers and shurikens and they were loyal to him and sent them to get revenge, and at the same moment legolas...

pulls out his 20mm chain guns again... and starts shooting ninjas cus they may b able to jump and leap like frogs but they can't dodge bullets and vad pulled out his lightsaber and started chopping away at them then when lego got hit by 100 shurikens he laughed because he had killed half of immortal's army and had not felt or been hurt by a single one while vad lazy butt junior returned the shruikens to the throwers and killed them then boba came in with a michael jackson mask on and...

Lured the remaining ninjas to the neverland ranch where the real Michael Jackson played with them. Meanwhile Hayden was planning to...

go to an ac/dc concert when lego beat him up and took his tickets and jammed out allll nighttt long then boba returned from the neverlands to...

assist Hayden in killing Lego for stealing teh AC/DC tickets. Hayden was able to get another set of tickets and attended another concert while Boba remained to kick the living crap outta Lego. After he was knocked sensless, and Hayden was done rocking-out, They dropped Lego's half-dead body in a forest somewhere. When Lego woke up days later, he . . .

summonded his demon minions to steal hayden's body for a sacrafice to reserect a copy of legolas and when vad found this out he just stood there and laughed at the thought of hayden dieing but when jamesryan found this out he...

went to go find STEALTH but wut he didnt know wus that STEALTH.....

He found it in the toilet trying to pee and he...

gave him a swirley then went to vad and laughed with him to kill... (stop posting me or vad or boba were immortal well vad and me r:))

the toilet brush lol

and Hayden escaped the sacrifice and dedicated his life to Vad and Lego so he could become immortal like them. They told him to join, he had to. . .

steal george bushes underwear XDDD(family guy ) but to steal them he had to get past jamesryan's sigs and to do that he would have to...

give james a one way ride to hevan in his bed,but he hesitated and said....

wth am i doing im going to kill hayden but vad...

went to red and asked, can i use your toiletpaper?

dude ur supposed to keep it going cocaine...u cant stop it like that

and red said no because thats the way i roll (:P:P:P:P) then red joins james and vadto kill hayden and then boba...

Tried to kill hayden but he was already dead so he wanted to kill vadto and then...

he realized vad was immortal and could not die so red stopped b4 vad killed him but vad...

turned his mp40 out and gave red a headshot then vad stoled the toiletpaper, but b4 he stole came sices as medic and and tryed to revieve red...

but the guru god lego to the rescue of vad and pulled out a basooka and shot $!ce$ into a thousand peices and vad rewarded him by giving lego supreme owner powers w000t!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D and then red in heaven said...

... let immortal have the toiletpaper, he needs it the most ...