The Longest Post in TTU history

abducted by aliens that wanted to rape anyone who's name started with a,e,i,o, or u and the aliens found that there were...

Only those 5 letters in their alphabet so they killed off one another 1 by 1. Afterwards, the remaining alien committed....

His life to finding the cure for Aids which he sadly developed through extensive testing on cheap whores (Boba knows what I'm talkin about ) When he died the whores he shagged...

turned obese and starting forming clones in which took over the planet and everyone turned on each others side to fight them as there they stood 30 spartans with their spears and shields getting ready to take them up the ..........

Isle with their "spears" the obese whores all died of food loss as they only had a full chinese each, Stealth takes the oppurtunity to take advantage of these dead hookers by...

kicking them all in the balls unaware that most of them are men anyway how weird which spurns vader to rape them but thats where god comes in and..........

Beats Stealth with his love Baton, as Boba comes in to save him God turns on Bobafet and beats him repeatedly with his...

hugh joneson(austin powers word for men thing) then stealth brings out his last 2 gfs which u guys love and i tell them to take off their..............

faces to reveal they are all Michael Jackson (just doing for story stealth ) and that they want to have fun with vad...

Then vad became a banana and all Michael Jackson aet him and found he taste good so they became crazy and try too found more banana...

(i dont even know what is that thing so dont ask me xD)

(Achmed a Banana is a thing Women and Stealth insert into there anus to calm themselves down in most cases it melts -Wikipedia Definition)

As the two can't find any Banana's they decide to try coconuts but they no likey After Vader was reborn he reminded them that killing him or getting eaten by pedefile pop stars could have adverse affects on the servers causing their admin to go down xD. When the 2 Jacksons found Lego they...

gave him lvl 21 admin in all servers and turned into playboy girls that started towards vad and tried to...

Seduce him but his love for Diana is too strong (G!X QUEEN) as boba knows he uses the !slap cmd to...

smack their asses and try to get them horny but fails when he slaps off their ass cheeks so they try and kill boba because...

He tried to use his metalic extrnsion on them to...

have sex with them but they yanked it off and saw his 2mm long balls so they decided to go to pen island and have some fun there but they met achmed on the way and he said...

Please don't touch me as the reason is obvious, I'm on the same boat to pen island as u (Lego sed it Achmed xD) so if I'm going there, well u get it, as they tried to turn him to the straight and narrow he...

said he didn't like it he much rather preferred it in his butt, but the girls put on strap-ons and when they tried to do it he started ******* them instead of other way around so the girls were exicted that they forgot where they were going and sailed into a...

Large front bottom randomly in the sea, as they squeezed into the front bottom they...

noticed a lot of tall building like things nice and pointy sticking out of the water they figured them to be left from pen island along with the Large front bottom which had sank pen island causing mass chaos in the world and then the god vad...

sed hi...

and then vad pulled off his face and turned out to be the angel Gabreial sent to destroy the devil/dracula LegolaS...

They were unsucessful though, and TTU killed her off. Lego was terribly injured though and is now unable to type such profanity in his posts. lol it was a little dirty for having some younger members in the clan. Anyways, The Real Boba came and saw that someone was imitating him, got pissed, and went...

to the devil LegolaS (woot multipul mes and soz for some stuff and me and vad were just having fun) to beg for his life in servitude to help kill hayden but was horrible at training cus he keep looking for his dead brother...

Then Immortal came, and saw what chaos existed on Earth. He said: let there be nukes, lots of nukes, and let them rain on Earth, destroying every square meter. Hellfires raged on Earth as the nukes came down from the skies and cleaned all the filth off from the Earth. Then Immortal made a sign and sticked it to the ground, and there read: A parking lot, lots of free spaces...