The Longest Post in TTU history

Since james is dead he will not make any sigs (jk-but still u guys who want sigs u can beat up Neo now ). Meanwhile trinity it talking to her lawyer about...

about Neo trying to rape her. And..........

(james dude cut it out!!!)

then stealth walks in wid his huge pistol and holds a gun to james and neos head and shouts out who can make me a damn sig ........

NEO comes but runs into STEALTHS grandma saying oh my god u look awsome.Then they...

start crying because they saw a big and ugly ....

weenus. then neo does the matrix when stealth shoots at him and it misses. Then neo takes the gun from stealths hand and kills Stealth. Then.......

(btw..... james was dead stealth.... watch the previous psots dorq lol.)

neo commits suicide when the Guru god LegolaS appears and tells him ur life should not be reserected so die unholy evil!!! and then boba tries to stop neo and...

it was too late. neo is dead forever. his powers goes to boba who decides to use them to....

bring Neo back to life and then gives back the powers to Neo and Boba then Kills Legolas sending him back to his home in HELL in which........

i kill satan and am made Supreme Owner of hell with all the powers of god and i use them to kill neo which makes him live in...

Hell along with legolas. Then Neo finds legolas's long lost son Legoloss. Unknown by legolas, Legoloss is actually much stronger than legolas. Neo convinces Legoloss to kill legolas because he tried to make a deal with angels from Heaven. (Legoloss is a hater of heaven) Then Legoloss send Neo back to earth to be his servent from hell. Legolas is now lost forever, he has been burned to ashes and.........

stealth is ressurected by a ghost from the post the holy vader in which he helps stealth who helps legolas with combined powers and we walk towards that evil bastard neo who has taken it 2 far and we combine powers to summon a ......

Deamon from hell who turns to help Neo because he is the servent of the leader of Hell. Then the deamon and Neo both destroy Stealth and all his nooby friends. The deamon breaths a HUGE fireball on them all then Neo puts his hand out palm faceing the fireball spit out by the deamon and green letter come flying out of Neo's hand hitting the fireball speeding it up to then SMASH into all the dead noobs. Then......

suddenly out of nowhere the ground explodes and in the crater stands James with a sniper and a giant sword (and a minigun strung on his back )...
P.S. we should make a rule that posts can take up more than two lines or sumthing or else sum1 can just do half the story in 1 post

but before james could kill neo the giant demon picks up LegolaS's dead body which turns back to life because the monster gave his lifeforce to legolas who...

(who sed i was gunna kill him?) i run over to LegolaS, take out my sword, and chops...

off his own testiculs and shoves them into the demon's mouth and the demon...

Decides screw this maybe if I go resurect the Leader of this Clan (Who everyone forgot about!) I might get a promotion to lvl 5 demon ^^ Once Vad3r is resurected he calls upon the real lord vader, plants loads of mines and when he comes gets totally owned by like 24 landmines (james put one over by that axis lab truck!) and i take his armour/lightsaber and own Neo and slap james around with my nightstick, seeing this lego...

puts on a cheerleaders uniform while everyone barf's by looking at his leg and arm hair then after vad is done barfing he and the demon...

Run off to watch Brokeback Mountain ( Demon'd Choice ) and VaD3r wonders why the tent is shaking and where the cowboys have gone, surely they wouldn't have just left there horses around and who's in the tent? are they being burguled :S After the movie they...

LegolaS'O wrote:

off his own testiculs and shoves them into the demon's mouth and the demon...

(i was thinking more like chopping a steak into bite sized pieces so every can share...)
they run and get the popcorn and stuff in in their pants because...

James Wrote:
(i was thinking more like chopping a steak into bite sized pieces so every can share...)
(i liked mine better it was funnier)
but anyway

the popcorn was hot and the wanted to roast their pubes for reasons only boba knew because...

It was to stupid and they didn't have anything else to do

|TTU|Achmed|TTU| wrote:

It was to stupid and they didn't have anything else to do

wtf is this?!
and then they went through a protal and killed neo for the 10000000000000000000000000000000000 fking time and left to go have sex with...

a cow.The cow only had 3 legs and no tail, because 3 days ago something hapened to it and it was....