The Longest Post in TTU history

But, unkown to everybody, Lt.Sten had been waiting in teh Darkness, watching everything going on. He had found a TV and was watching the latest series of Doctor Who (lmao). Then the idea hit him! Why not just play on ET, i mean wasnt that so obvious? But when Lt.Sten got to his computer he realised that it was displaying...an error message saying... (i want something really funny here please)

(btw, loving this story, its hilarious!)

that like ends the story... again!!!!!
so lego came to his computer and put a nude male model on his computer screen (burn whoever the hell said i couldn't lighten up on homosexual jokes) and lt. sten thought...

it was himself so he started bragging to his GF about it...

and then he looked behind him and saw that behind him was...

the nude male model in real life tring to rape him so Lt. Sten...

ran away like a headless chicken and found, that he was not on earthm but for ages he had been...

LegolaS'O wrote:

but the guru god lego to the rescue of vad and pulled out a basooka and shot $!ce$ into a thousand peices and vad rewarded him by giving lego supreme owner powers w000t!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D and then red in heaven said...

LOL!!! Lego is supposed to be from hell... how can he be a guru god?!?!?

Anyways....
He found out that he had, in fact, been living as a one celled organism on a far away planet. So he was pretty much eliminated from our story xD im so mean. Meanwhile, everyone thought Hayden was dead, but in fact, he had built up his own army with Boba and they went to destroy Vad and Lego. On their way they met a little man who told them...

that hayden was stupid (me and vad immortal have fun killing us ) and then he laughed while hayden got chopped into little bits and put onto nukes and launched directly at the sun as to completely destroy him forever (now thats evil and gods can b from hell) once boba saw this he...

Went to Bed and watched Jewish Soft Porn...

once the porn was over he went to have homosexual sex with micheal jackson but unfortunatly did it with brittney spears who...

ripped off her face and it was... MICHAEL JACKSON (well thats what he thought), but THEN michael jackson ripped off HIS face face and then, BOOM, and boba exploded. But, unkown to everyone, lt.sten didnt die and he was...

sentenced to be lego's slave for all enterity so while lego laughed and unleashed his hell boba with no head started a chicken farm and counted so many chickens that...

by the time he had finished, more had been born.. but far far away in a land called Earth, Vader was busy.. he was about to find out that...

lego had put him in a trance so that lego could take control on heaven and TTU but vad saw in the trance a girl that he had never seen b4 and he thought of talking to her and he got so happy that when lego woke vad up from his trance he threatened to sentence lego to heaven again unless he put him back in the trance and lego ran away to destroy heaven but b4 he got there boba and his army of chickens...

...chickened out of attacking Lego or Vad, and so, realising this, Lego and Vad, went to the local DVD Rental shop and...

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NOTE: DVD Rental is where you do to a shop, and its like you pay, dunno, say £10/$/€ or something, and you get to watch and keep the movie for a certain amount of days, and it is usually cheaper than buying the actual movie, just you dont get to keep it as long.

bought some action videos so they could take notes of their ass kicking poses and then they left the DvD store and left to wreak havoc on mortal soles but found...

that they no longer existed so instead...

decided to kill red but boba....

thought that he should kill red and so boba shot red with anti-god bringing back to life bullet and a constant death bullet and if anybody tries to ressurect him/use him in any way they immediately explode and the same thing happens. But while lego was arguing with boba about why he killed red, lt.sten exploded into lots of little pieces, only to discover that...when vad was about to ressurect lt.sten vad saw...

the light and left sten on the ground in pieces, flew over to America, got Taipan and performed the Super Secret Supreme Resurect on Red (Supremes have that power ) and then sten decided to... (even though he's dead :S )

kill red again with lego's help and steal red's admin powers so that lego would become a supreme also like vad but red (killed his dream like he killed my polls ) and decided to give his power to boba... (and ppl say im always mean )

and boba then.. exploded.
Vad then came back to ressurect Sten and after he had done so he blasted his head off with a chicken gun.

Meanwhile, red was hiding away (he didnt die, he just sorta playdead'ed) in the corner of the room of life when suddenly...

Sten jumped out in front of red ready to kill him cos red stole his lolipop. then boba came and was about to shoot sten when......